Professor Gilbert is Justin’s timid private
tutor. Everything from his precision-trimmed
beard to his symmetrically aligned shoelaces
screams nerdy perfectionist!

Although intellectually suited for the job, he
suffers from a debilitating stammer ... which
he can only control by singing!

“ The professor scuttled behind his desk,
sat down, and arranged his pencils in a
neatly serried row from 2-B to triple-H. Still,
he said nothing. He coughed a few times,
and then cleared his throat forcefully, like
a man who’d mistaken a beaker of H2SO4
for a glass of H2O. Finally, when the tension
became utterly unbearable, he took a deep
breath and gripped the arms of his chair,
steeling himself to speak.